January 2011
2010
Goodbye 2010. Fell out of love. Fell in love. Lost my virginity to the man of my dreams. Met new people. Experienced my first college semester. Moved. Yeah, I had a great year. But I’m super stoked for 2011. I hope it’s just as good.
Here’s to new experiences & new beginnings.
(bout to get CRUNK)
<3
December 2010
SCUZE ME, I'M SORRY, I'M REALLY SUCHA LADY.
People who talk to me while i'm listening to my...
playingpretend:
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
kpepeeeezy:
phoebsmiles:
caraa:
nothinggbutlovee:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etcetera.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
Back to school
elysasakurai:
griiiinky:
When I see my friends
When I see the person I hate
Teacher: Please pass your homework/project
We had homework?!
When I get my test papers and I have low grades
When I get my test papers and I have high grades
After school
welcome to my life
I admire this woman so much. →
Love.
I can do the pretty girl rock rock Rock to the pretty girl rock rock rock Now what’s your name? My name is Keri, I’m so very Fly oh my it’s a little bit scary Boys wanna marry looking at my derrierre You can stare but if you touch it I’ma bury Pretty as a picture Sweeter than a swisher Mad cause I’m cuter than the girl that’s with ya I ain’t gotta talk...
Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep...
futuristicdopeness:
love when this happensss<3
Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
or
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
treat your girl right, or she will find someone...
liar, liar pants on fire
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
jameycakes:
grizzlycannibal:
i’m usually like
same^
Happened like six times today.
When a van pulls up to the sidewalk of where i'm...
glamourfashionhoex:
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Teacher calls on me during class:
dreamalittlelarger:
I’m like:
Then she asks for the answer and I’m like:
Then she turns her back and calls on someone else and I’m like:
Then she looks back at me and I’m like:
A letter to someone who has hurt you recently
What you are doing is not only hurting you, it is hurting everyone around you. Please, get help. You need it. You’re wasting your life away. I want to have a better relationship with you. Stop being selfish, please.
Nothing ever changes.
Day Twelve.
How did you find tumblr and why you made one
My best friend Lauren introduced me to tumblr and I made one because I like being able to write my feelings without everyone and their mother seeing it.
I hate that awkwardness when people watch you open the presents they got you.
I miss my boyfriend so freaking much.
Reblog & bold what applies to you →
My personality: * i’m loud. * i’m obnoxious. * i’m sarcastic. * i’m cocky. * i cry easily. * i have a bad temper. * for the most part i don’t like people. * i’m easy to get along with. * i have more enemies than friends. * i’ve smoked. * i’ve smoked weed. * i drink coffee. * i clean my room daily. My appearance: * i wear make up. * i...
Too many of us stay walled because we are too...
When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
fashionxweedxsex:
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
nexttt
day 1 - your favorite picture of yourself and one interesting fact for every year you’ve been alive
day 2 - your thoughts on death
day 3 - your thoughts on religon
day 4 - your most significant childhood memory
day 5 - discuss your feelings on the word “love” and the way it’s used in today
day 6 - your all time favorite movie
day 7- talk about your idol and how they influence you
day...
